OCD: Obsessive Corgi Disorder


“Now Otis! now, Simon! now, Kirby and Pudge!
On, Waffles! On, Jasper! on Corbin and Fudge!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now frap away! Frap away! Frap away all!”

With frustration boofs and some whines and a cry,
They met with this obstacle, then looked up at the sky.
So up to the house-top the corgis, they flew?
“We’ll stay down here, thanks,” and went back to their chew.

- Poem by Pudge’s corgdaddy