Choosy Corgis Choose Jif!
*Actually, Waffles is accepting of any/all peanut butter endorsements. He’s a little pigglesworth.
“I could lick this jar all day!”
This is a deep, religious experience for him. Like the 3rd Sacrament of Corgi.
The 2011 Pudge SS is 23.5 pounds and measures 27” noggin-nubbin x 14” neck floof circumference x 9” paw to shoulder. The Pudge is black, white with tan-brown detailing, smooth and glistening floofeh corgi. On the floofeh surface the Pudge is approximately 70% floof and 30% corgi. On the belly surface there is a black cow spot pattern on pink skin surrounded by white floof. The testicles appear shaved bilaterally. There are 7 pink-white toenails present and a ‘toe of woe’ (black toe nail) is present on the rear right 1st digit. There are multiple (greater than 7) sharp piercing white teeth surrounding a 1/2 of a peanut butter jar in length tongue. The bark box is received intact on the loudest setting possible.
The Pudge specimen is submitted in its entirety to love and snorggle indefinitely.
got some schmutz on your nose there, buddy.
HEY GUYS!!! Pudge is going to be on TV!!! His peanut butter jar video will be on Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld at 3am EST / 12am PST TONIGHT. It’s on Fox. I don’t have a DVR or a Tivo or whatever… or know of anyone who does AND has the capability to transfer it to youtubes. If anyone would Tivo this for me / put the clip to youtube I would be SUPER thankful.
Pudge will probably air towards the end of the show, I suspect, on some sort of cuteness real. I don’t know, I’m not familiar with the show.
Pudge & his crazy owner
Pudge 4.5 months gets his first peanut butter jar.
I keep shushing Dr. Corgreud so my attempt at making Pudge the new Maru (his stage named would be Baru) fails again.
More peanut buttery frenzy:
This site has some amazing corgi shirts. I can show you the world…
Peanut butter overdose
A serious epidemic affecting thousands of corgis yearly. Symptoms include: lip smacking, increase in activity, frenzied licking, sheer bliss. See our canine counselors about setting up an intervention today!
SAVE A LIFE - HIDE THE PEANUT BUTTER
I wish I was the brilliant person behind this epic corgi t-shirt.
I really think someone needs to make silly corgi t-shirts made for corgis (extra long with short short sleeves).
Click here for an interesting “you know you’re a corgi lover when…” conversation.
My favorite: “…when you have a jar of peanut butter for non human consumption.”
peanut buuuuuuutttterrrr nom nom nom
I think I will need to make sure you only have peanut butter at the verryyyyyyyy bottom.
Peanut Butter Recall
Hold the Skippy!!
The peanut butter is not a lie!
omg. i can’t stop giggling. this is BRILLIANT!