Okayyyy. I suppose I can.
Here are a few of my favorite Otis blergenfloofs.
BLERGENFLOOF!
Corgi Rule #149: You must first thoroughly attack the pig’s ear before devouring it.
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FOR SALE — 10 tennis balls personally chewed on by famous internet canine, Otis the Corgi. $100 or best offer. Should be enough saliva to extract DNA for cloning.
*buyer must be small enough to retrieve them from under our deck where the little fartnugget has hidden them all.
FARTNUGGET!
Otis vs the New Bone
Otis was apprehensive about the new bone I gave him. He decided it was best to attack it thoroughly before eating it.
PREORDER THE SUPER OTIS T-SHIRT!
Otis approves and tells me he can totally fly and stuff.
Buy this. You’ll be the toast of the town.
I must assist The Frogman and Otis in their shameless promotion.
Otis better be getting ALL THE TOYS. I already pre-ordered mine!
Now unveiling a brand new piece of official Frogman merchandise…
You can now preorder the Super Otis shirt over at DFTBA Records. Artist Chris Gugliotti and I have been working with John Green and DFTBA to turn my corgi companion into a torso-covering wearable garment. If you wear it, people will like you more and you will be given the power of flight.
It’s important that you all preorder like 7 of these. If these don’t sell well I’m pretty sure John Green will banish me from the internet. I’m almost positive he can do that. On the other hand, if they do sell well, that might mean bear hats could become available in the future.
PREORDER SUPER OTIS NOW! (shirts will ship in early April)
TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY!
How to summon a corgi.
An informative look at how to get a corgi at your side within mere seconds.
Summon a corgi. CORGUS APPEARUS!
For us the moment you open the chips or the bread, the corgi comes a trottin’.
