wafflesthecorgi:

Corgi’s Log - Corgdate 18344.24.biscuit:

The alien invaders returned today in great numbers.  I was able to study them up close this time, learning of their tactics and strategies.  They seem to use the wind to aid in their flight, and their shiny, translucent surface must be some kind of hypnotizing mechanism.  I feel strangely attracted to them.

I fought them with honor.  Some accounts of the battle would have me to be a hero, but I’m just one corgi, doing his job.  A few of the invaders escaped in a strong gust of wind, possibly hoping to send information back to their leaders, only to disappear in a quiet death far off in the distance.

I know our cause is just, that they must be destroyed.  This honor…this burden… as I’m ripping them apart, tasting their soapy flesh, I wonder…can there be no peace between us?  

Corgi owners. Almost as ridiculous as corgis themselves. Four paws and a belly up for excellent narrative and creativity. 

wafflesthecorgi:

While mom’s away, the boys will play!

wafflesthecorgi:

I think this properly summarizes corgis…

Spoiled belly-up crazy-eyed adorable toy-hogging sausages. 

YES. 

xokatattack:

mattvogel:

corgis performing call me maybe.

i can’t say that i’m displeased by this.

THIS MADE ME LOL SO MUCH <3

I am SHOCKED that Pudge wasn’t called in for casting. He is an EXCELLENT barker. It is quite possibly his favorite thing to do. 

wafflesthecorgi:

Bubble bath time.

wafflesthecorgi:

Preview of the weekends events at Waffles Grandparents house…

Hint: Your corgi NEEDS a pool.

corgisauruslex:

Lex got her ears taped today!! This was my first attempt and she looks too funny. PS You can see her adorable cow spots on her belly :)

I just died of cute. 

wafflesthecorgi:

It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.

go corgi go!

sawyerthecorgi:

Dearest Corgi (and human) Friends,

Sawyer has just entered a contest to win free poop bags for a year! We would both really appreciate your help if you could vote for Sawyer. Also reblogs would help a great deal!

To vote you can either click on the photos above or just follow this link http://bit.ly/Ix9Ek9

wafflesthecorgi:

Just a few more days of this silliness!

I totally giggled when he splooted out and gave up on life. Poor Waffles baby!

wafflesthecorgi:

Waffles did well with his surgery today.  He is pretty tired, confused, and a little sad about the cone of shame.

wafflesthecorgi:

Waffles gets neutered tomorrow.  This is how the conversation went:

Me: Waffles, you’re going to the vet tomorrow to get neutered, pack your bags.
Waffles (photo 1):  Neutered?  Whats that?
Me: Oh, just a simple, minor surgery. 
Waffles (photo 2):  Ohhhhhh ouch.   What kind of surgery?
Me: They take your harbles.
Waffles (photo 3): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Three words: CONE OF SHAME!!!!!!!

wafflesthecorgi:

Baltimore beach volleyball, corgi edition.

wafflesthecorgi:

Bloopers: For every nice photo, Waffles produces 5-10 bloopers.  It’s the law.

Waffles. Your ears. You haven’t grown into them! I think they’ve gotten BIGGER!! They are MAGNIFICENT!