corgeez:

First, a joke:

Corgi walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
Bartender tells the corgi, “Sure, it’ll be $2.”
Corgi says “I’m sorry, I can’t pay that.”
Bartender asks “What kind of corgi can’t even pay for his own drink?”
Corgi replies “PemBROKE”

Corgum - (noun)

Corgum is the plural of corgi.  It can be a group or pack of corgis, generally being ridiculous.  You can sometimes use it when a single corgi is being silly or weird, such as “Why are you riding that skateboard, silly corgum?”

Beware of large packs of corgum.  They can suffocate you in derp or wipe out your supply of peanut butter.

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corgeez:

Cornchip Feets - (noun)

Corgi feet smell like corn chips.  Go ahead, take a moment and go huff some corgi paw.  Mmmm, thats the stuff.  Most say it smells like corn chips, some say doritos, some say popcorn.  Corgis smell like snack food.

Why is this???  Is it naturelle l’odeur de corgi?  Is this some cruel joke?  ”OH, let’s take dog, give him stubbies, a nubbin, a ridiculous smile, derp factor of 11 to the power of potato…annnnnd make das feet smell like corn chips!”

The answer is actually fairly simple!  Dogs sweat through their feet, just like us!  The sweat gets trapped in the fur and in between tootsies, and starts to stank.  Think about it…if you didn’t shower for a couple weeks, how would your feet smell?  Not corgitastic I imagine.  

Also, many cheaper dog foods use corn as the main ingredient…ahhhh…the smell source!  If having your own corgi sized corn chip flavored air freshener running around is too much, try a different food.  You can also try trimming the fur between toes.

Then again, maybe your corgi just works the night shift at the Fritos factory.

Corgi Dictionary out.

fritoes!

talentwithoutdesire:

corgiaddict:

corgi thinks: OOOH! An open ring! Just for me! TIME TO FRAP… FRAP…. FRAP… FRAP…. FRAP…. FRAP some more…. 

what a very corgi way to lose. and a very funny way too. guess you gotta FRAP you corgis before competition! 

PS - this is Kaley corgi, a mas famoso fluffy corgi. 

This is one of the funniest things in all of Internetlandia. It is also the quintessential 1:25 that describes exactly what a Corgi is. The dejected, helpless body language of the handler is one I know all too well. You are embarrassed that you can’t get control of your mongrel, but at the same time you know that trying to catch her is a futile exercise. So you try to stay composed until poopster tires herself out. Awesome.

Well said. +4 corgi cuteness points for using the word poopster. 

For those new to the corgi world this is the definition of FRAP: Frantic Random Acts of Play. It’s a very corgi behavior. Once a corgi starts FRAPing well… as you can see, not even the allure of treats can stop a corgi from achieving maximum FRAP speed. Any movement to stop the FRAPage from happening will just exacerbate the corgi into FRAP frenzy.