Corgi walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender tells the corgi, “Sure, it’ll be $2.” Corgi says “I’m sorry, I can’t pay that.” Bartender asks “What kind of corgi can’t even pay for his own drink?” Corgi replies “PemBROKE”
Corgum - (noun)
Corgum is the plural of corgi. It can be a group or pack of corgis, generally being ridiculous. You can sometimes use it when a single corgi is being silly or weird, such as “Why are you riding that skateboard, silly corgum?”
Beware of large packs of corgum. They can suffocate you in derp or wipe out your supply of peanut butter.
my darling eclectus obsessed sister planted an idea into my head — to host a million corgi march. i saw virginia did pretty good with an 80 corgi christmas march — but i’m thinking BIGGER and with MOAR CORGIS. from the littlest of poopsters to wheelie corgis to corgis in carriages to every shade of corgi known to mortal man (and fairy!).
i have no idea when. or where. or why. or how many. but i do know this needs to happen.
any ideas of how to organize a corgi fueled flash mob / million corgi march are appreciated.
i’ll bring the cookiez (hopefully a corgi too!), you bring the corgum! or your stuffed corgum! or your invisible corgum!
My head just exploded from the cuteness. Luckily, I was able to tape it back together.
I stumbled across this blog: http://dogfather-samsengkia.blogspot.com/
It’s the tails of twin corgi puppies that live in Singapore with their parents and the hoomanz who raise them. They are named Ariel and Asher. And the corgmama who posts makes some HILARIOUS pictures. Corgis drive humans crazy with their cuteness in a universal way. It’s like a day to day comic of the poopsters adventures.
So get this — the humans have these different corgi sized pools to teach them how to swim. And the big corgi pool has a RAMP and a LADDER so it’s corgi friendly! I love their corgmama! This blog is SO entertaining!
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