OCD: Obsessive Corgi Disorder

I wish there was a ‘Passive-aggressive Corgi story’ on that Corgi list going around

Dixie would own it. The following is how she gets me to play with her, even when I’m busy, tired, or it’s 108 degrees.

Dixie: *plops in my doorway* *stares*

(2 minutes later)

Dixie: *sigh* *moves 6 inches closer* *noisily lays down* *possible barely-audible woofs*

(5 minutes later)

Dixie: *intentionally loud clattering of Corgi nails on wood floor* *shifts position to front legs standing, leaning on hip* *silent woofs that make no noise but can be seen* *sneezes of questionable origin*

(8 minutes later)

Dixie: *8-10 inches away, still staring* *various grunts of disapproval* *freaks the fuck out at any miniscule noise as though it means we’re going outside*

(2 minutes later)

Dixie: *WOOF!*

Me: “Goddammit.”

Yeah. True life of corgi ownership. The moment I shut my laptop, Pudge starts doing his happy prance.

corgisandboobs:

Benn: Dixie come here!

Dixie: You’re holding a camera. I am suspicious of you and your motives.

Benn: Dixie I just want to pet you, come here.

Dixie: Well ok…

*click*

Dixie: OH GOD WHAT

See, Pudge gives the “bitch, you serious?” face. No crazy corgi eyes. ;)

I can’t stop laughing.

corgisandboobs:

Influential Dixie Appreciation Post

We love Dixie, rah rah rah!

corgisandboobs:

Dixie doesn’t like rainstorms.

Exhibit 1

corgisandboobs:

Majestic.

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Look how majestic my goddamn dog is.

Dixie always looks like she just walked home from the groomer. It’s ridiculous. This fluff nugget is well loved.

corgisandboobs:

“SOON” says Dixie.

corgisandboobs:

Today is Dixie’s 9th birthday!

Those of you with Corgis (and those without) send your love her way today.

HAPPY BARKDAY AUNTIE DIXIEPOO!!!

corgisandboobs:

Here’s Dixie after she had her little foot surgery last year.

dawwww she’s so pretty

corgisandboobs:

I wanted to make a video of Dixie’s amazing frisbee skeelz. But umm, well just watch.

Added bonus: my femininely high voice

Dixie has some AMAZING skills! Also… this is EXACTLY what Pudge does when a frisbee is thrown. Looks at it. Then looks at you. Da fuq?

corgisandboobs:

Dixie has ears for days.

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dogsthatarenobleasshit:

Dixie knows that winter is coming. She will guard her post til the end.

Sure, I run this blog, but Dixie making it is still a pretty big deal.

Holy fluffball, Batman! Someone got combed out! She’s SOOOOO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!