OCD: Obsessive Corgi Disorder
Dixie is such a territorial little douche

corgisandboobs:

If there’s a squirrel in our yard, even if it’s 200 feet away from her, she will sprint after it with murderous intent and bark for 10 minutes non-stop if I let her.

But when we’re out on a walk, a squirrel could be sitting two feet away and she’ll just trot by like “not my yard, not my problem.”

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corgisandboobs:

The camera beeps before it takes the picture, so she flashed her Children of the Corn eyes at me.

corgisandboobs:

The camera beeps before it takes the picture, so she flashed her Children of the Corn eyes at me.

corgisandboobs:

We do this 10 minutes at a time like 6 times a day. She’s an asshole.

at least she fetches! Cutie!
corgisandboobs:

Dixie went to the Corgi beauty parlor today. They always put pink bows on her head and butt. She hates it but I make her keep them on for embarrassing photos.

Omg. A pink bow on her BUTT. DIXIE! What did they DO to you!?!?

corgisandboobs:

Dixie went to the Corgi beauty parlor today. They always put pink bows on her head and butt. She hates it but I make her keep them on for embarrassing photos.

Omg. A pink bow on her BUTT. DIXIE! What did they DO to you!?!?

corgisandboobs:

Day 29: Sports fan Corgi

Squeak squeak 

Things I call my dog

corgisandboobs:

  • Dinker Dog
  • Pooper
  • Poops
  • Pup
  • Pupper
  • Wiener Dog
  • Dork Dog
  • Butt Dog
  • Butt
  • Weasel
  • Buppy
  • Dog
  • STOP BARKING!image

Poohead, Pooface, Poobutt, Poopers, Baby Poos, Baby Poopoos, Little Shit, Hey Asshole

I wish there was a ‘Passive-aggressive Corgi story’ on that Corgi list going around

corgisandboobs:

Dixie would own it. The following is how she gets me to play with her, even when I’m busy, tired, or it’s 108 degrees.

Dixie: *plops in my doorway* *stares*

(2 minutes later)

Dixie: *sigh* *moves 6 inches closer* *noisily lays down* *possible barely-audible woofs*

(5 minutes later)

Dixie: *intentionally loud clattering of Corgi nails on wood floor* *shifts position to front legs standing, leaning on hip* *silent woofs that make no noise but can be seen* *sneezes of questionable origin*

(8 minutes later)

Dixie: *8-10 inches away, still staring* *various grunts of disapproval* *freaks the fuck out at any miniscule noise as though it means we’re going outside*

(2 minutes later)

Dixie: *WOOF!*

Me: “Goddammit.”

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Yeah. True life of corgi ownership. The moment I shut my laptop, Pudge starts doing his happy prance. 

corgisandboobs:

Benn: Dixie come here!
Dixie: You’re holding a camera. I am suspicious of you and your motives.
Benn: Dixie I just want to pet you, come here.
Dixie: Well ok…
*click*
Dixie: OH GOD WHAT

See, Pudge gives the “bitch, you serious?” face. No crazy corgi eyes. ;)
I can’t stop laughing.

corgisandboobs:

Benn: Dixie come here!

Dixie: You’re holding a camera. I am suspicious of you and your motives.

Benn: Dixie I just want to pet you, come here.

Dixie: Well ok…

*click*

Dixie: OH GOD WHAT

See, Pudge gives the “bitch, you serious?” face. No crazy corgi eyes. ;)

I can’t stop laughing.

corgisandboobs:

Influential Dixie Appreciation Post

We love Dixie, rah rah rah!

corgisandboobs:

Dixie doesn’t like rainstorms.
Exhibit 1

corgisandboobs:

Dixie doesn’t like rainstorms.

Exhibit 1

corgisandboobs:

Majestic.

corgisandboobs:

Majestic.

corgisandboobs:

Look how majestic my goddamn dog is.

Dixie always looks like she just walked home from the groomer. It’s ridiculous. This fluff nugget is well loved. 

corgisandboobs:

Look how majestic my goddamn dog is.

Dixie always looks like she just walked home from the groomer. It’s ridiculous. This fluff nugget is well loved. 

corgisandboobs:

“SOON” says Dixie.

corgisandboobs:

“SOON” says Dixie.

corgisandboobs:

Today is Dixie’s 9th birthday!
Those of you with Corgis (and those without) send your love her way today.

HAPPY BARKDAY AUNTIE DIXIEPOO!!! 

corgisandboobs:

Today is Dixie’s 9th birthday!

Those of you with Corgis (and those without) send your love her way today.

HAPPY BARKDAY AUNTIE DIXIEPOO!!! 

corgisandboobs:

Here’s Dixie after she had her little foot surgery last year.

dawwww she’s so pretty