IT WAS THE CORGIIIIISSSSSSSS.
I will soon partake in the celebration with the HOLIEST DOUGHNUT DAY of the year! Paczki Day! March 8th. If my poopster is born that day — HOLY Polish Doughnut Day — it WILL be a sign!
I better go to the bakery tomorrow and eat some prophylactic paczki in preparation for the birth of the Almighty Poopster!
Bless you, Invisible Corgi Named Eddie and Highest Priestess! This will be the best Paczki Day EVER!
ebay. The source of all the bunny suits and lobster costumes.